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"Oysters, by the way, are bisexual in ways undreamed of by career-minded actors. They actually change sex from year to year. If you were to tell an oyster 'Go fuck yourself,' it would probably not be offended. The males of a particular year spew their reproductive juices in a generalized, omnidirectional way-a ubiquitously impregnating cloud that fertilizes whatever's female that year. Picture a swimming pool at Plato's Retreat back in the 1970s. That fat guy at the other end of the pool with the gold chains and the black hair? He's getting you pregnant. Or maybe it's Guccione look-alike by the diving board. No way of knowing. " Anthony Bourdain.